Kill It Dead Kill It Dead, A Natural De-Funkifier by Simone Chickenbone

4 fl oz (125 ml)

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Send a message to your stench: This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

So People Think You Take Baths.

Kirk Rundstrom, a Wichita native and Bluegrass outlaw, pioneered the Kill it Dead™ Anti-Funk movement. While performing on the road, his high-octane style of music caused him to produce a tremendous amount of funk and other travel related stench. Simone Chickenbone™ suggested he try Kill it Dead™ (It's for Rock Stars, she said.) Kirk liked it so much she put his likeness on the bottle.

Kirk is a beloved friend and true rock star. He continues to inspire us through his music, his perseverance, and his unwavering passion for life -- even in the face of devastating cancer. We keep him close to our hearts and know that he's no quitting, ever.

A percentage of all Kill it Dead™ sales goes to help support the family of Kirk Rundstrom.

Simone Chickenbone™ Natural Put-Ons™ are crafted from the kind of earth-friendly ingredients you want to put on your skin. Their raw zaniness inspires the kind of grin you love to put on your face.

So be healthy. Be happy. Smile with pride, and tell your friends that you've got Chicken Poop™ on your lips!

Be sure and try our other great products:

Free Range Chicken Poop
Good Gravey

Warnings
For external use only. Avoid Eyes & Broken Skin. Common sense caution: Keep out of reach of children.

If any adverse reactions, discontinue use & contact physicians immediately.

Simone Chickenbone